Oh I’m married so 1) the bar to get laid is lower 2) there’s a ceiling on the amount of poon I can land in a week. Really frees me up to do important things like fart around on Lemmy.

Hell yes. I’ve written a unit price calculator, a tip calculator, a “how many plates do I need to put on this barbell to reach X weight?” app, a “am I connected to the Internet” app, and a few other small things. Other people have already written apps like these. But these apps work the way I want them to, and they were good learning experiences.

Chase poontang all day every day. Not even joking, I know myself.

I mean, a lot of “chasing” would be working out, eating healthy, and earning money, but I know why I’d do those things.

Zoltan!

Cookout at a park? Reserve a space that has a roof and grill, and everyone else can bring sides?

No. I have doubts that it actually happens except in extremely rare instances. I wonder if some women blame a lack of attraction on height because saying other things gets an ever worse reaction?

Ever seen the documentary on The Aristocrats joke? Bob Saget’s parts are great.

Sweet! What does mine say?

You ever suck dick for marijuana?

NO AND THEN!

Dude, Where’s My Car? is so much better than it had any right to be. And while the main characters are stoners, most of the humor isn’t stoner humor. Not that there’s anything wrong with stoner humor, but movies that consist entirely of stoner humor tend to drag after a while.

Gutter is a tool!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinusitis - see the illustration from that article.

I’ve never found a diagram that gives a great idea of how the sinuses work, but between the various sinuses in your head there’s a surprising amount of space. So all that space for holding mucus + constantly making more = a surprisingly large amount of mucus.

Also, since mucus is gross I think we overestimate the actual volume because even a few mLs seems like a lot. If you started blowing your nose into a measuring cup it would take longer than you think to fill it up. Please conduct this experiment and report back with pictures.

I take my canoe out on a lake that’s 8 minutes from my house. Relaxing, and the exercise is a side effect.

I’m also delusional enough to think I can box so I hit the punching bag for 40 minutes some days. It’s a joke but makes me feel badass.

You and me both, I didn’t get it at all.

Bold answer. I respect that.

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

3.14159265359 (ok the last 9 is actually an 8 but it’s followed by a 9 so I round up).

Not exactly obsolete, but there’s no reason for anyone to memorize that many digits of Pi except for trivia. Number of times it has come up in trivia: 0.

This post is a little too vague to give real advice. You don’t tell us what industry you’re in. You don’t tell us if the engineers are the end users of the software or processes you’re working on, or if they will implement the software or processes you’re working on.

If they’re the end users, they might be concerned that the changes you’re designing are going to make their jobs harder. A lot of changes in the past couple decades aimed at “efficiency” have involved making people take on more work for no additional pay, then firing the administrative staff or other engineers who used to do that work. Even if that isn’t the sort of project you’re working on they are reasonably wary based on past experience. Or maybe it’s not clear to you how this will make their life harder but management will find a way.

If the engineers are writing the software that you are helping design, how are you helping to make their jobs easier and more fulfilling? It’s an unfortunate fact that software engineers are sometimes treated like misbehaving vending machines that will produce software if you force them to. If they are writing the code, there’s a very good chance that they know more about this process than anyone else in the room, but are they treated like they know more than anyone else in the room? Is their expertise valued or are they treated like roadblocks when they give their expert opinions?

Mastodon, Lemmy, and Bluesky all provide RSS feeds for some of their pages, so you can sort of do this with just an RSS aggregator. It wouldn’t do everything you asked for but it would be a start. I follow some Mastodon users and some Bluesky users’ RSS feeds, unsure if you could also get a RSS feed of a Bluesky feed.

I use Miniflux: https://miniflux.app/. It’s web based so you can access it on any device. It’s open source so you could run your own instance, but they also have a paid version which is just $15/year. It works great and the price is super cheap so that’s what I use.