Being an adult is saying “It’s a bit hectic right now, but next week it’s gonna calm down” over and over until you die.

What are you inferring?

Different folks, different strokes.

That looks a lot like the tree we have in our garden, and I believe that is a Japanese Cherry.

Are you familiar with the concept of debt?

What are the chances of 7 birds doing this thing in a row!

Well, this is actually something ChatGPT is great for:

*Can you generate a list of 20 sentences in the same vein as these two:

What sorcery is this?

Even kings never knew such luxury…*

Absolutely! Here’s a list of 20 sentences in a similar whimsical, dramatic, or regal tone:

1. Is this the work of ancient gods?

2. By the stars, what marvel lies before me?

3. This surely belongs in legend.

4. Not even emperors dreamt of such splendor.

5. What manner of enchantment is this?

6. This defies the very laws of nature!

7. Even the heavens would weep at such beauty.

8. Was this forged in the heart of a dying star?

9. A treasure fit for the halls of Valhalla.

10. This is the stuff of forgotten prophecy.

11. The ancients whispered of wonders like this.

12. Not in a thousand lifetimes could I have imagined it.

13. The bards shall sing of this day.

14. Surely, this was touched by divine hands.

15. The very fabric of reality trembles before it.

16. Even the moon would blush in its presence.

17. This belongs not on earth, but in dreams.

18. A miracle, wrapped in velvet and starlight.

19. What alchemy wrought this wonder?

20. Even time itself must pause to behold it.

Want it to lean more fantasy, sarcastic, poetic, or sci-fi next time?

Tiny like an Ewok?

These look like Zoidberg’s arachnid cousins.

Plato is absolutely shredded.

Unless you’re a concrete salesman, of course.

Also the completely different color scheme.

Yeah the text is very ham-fisted

Last Thursday I jumped up onto a ledge at the office to take better pictures of the vaulted ceiling. We’re renting out the space so my boss asked me to take pictures.

Oh I’m a huge fan.

Heinz Baked Beans.

Better than nothing, though.

My gf and I bought a house. The mortgage is 50/50, as we both own the house. All the other costs are divided according to our pay. I earn a bit more than she does so I take about 60 percent and she about 40.

Of course your situation is a bit different seeing as how you would be paying off your mortgage, so you could do the mortgage according to pay as well or smth. The important bit is you figure out something you are both comfortable with to prevent any resentment in the future.

Does the Unity release of Daggerfall count?

I would hardly call Zuck a moron. Evil? Sure, but not a moron.