But what “crime” did he commit? Sounds like he was just a prepper that wanted to get high.

Still using my microwave from my wedding. It’s from 2009 and it’s a Panasonic. Also my Kettle is from around that same time too and still chugging along, it no longer beeps though.

That’s just a DLC then.

You can’t park there mate.

So Drag Queens and male models?

I have a box on my headboard too, comes in handy when you are sick. If he’s eating soup and there are tissues then maybe he is sick.

…2 months ago

And there is always the village idiot.

Or if they had profit sharing, that actually used to be a thing.

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

Green Mario is best Mario

In reality and about 50% of the time:

Kid shows interest in something and the parent leans into it and encourages them, buys them the best stuff.

Kid gets burnt out on the thing and never touches it again.

Source, my daughter who loved art, then cooking, then tennis, then…

First affordable CD burner was from 1995. 50 year olds tend to not adopt new technology, it’s a millennial thing.

https://www.computerhistory.org/storageengine/consumer-cd-r-drive-priced-below-1000/

I have a whole cake of 100 blank DVDs unopened from 10 years ago. Been looking for a reason for them. Maybe make a post apocalyptic art piece.

Wife is Greek

How about he add multiplayer to mobile already so I can play with my family without having to break out the laptops or steam links.

Only the fanciest of pants for me.

Yes if I was eating something and my hands are not debris free.

Because OP does not believe in washing their hands after eating and before pissing.

Those cars definitely have more than $500 in safety parts inside.

Also the cyber truck could soon qualify as a under $500.