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When a whippet has better style than me…
When a whippet has better style than me…
Is there a community for cat pics that go hard?
And thus the inherent dichotomy of a decentralised social network is revealed: social networks require the network effect for good senses of communities which means one instance will end up hosting most of the bigger communities, therefore true decentralisation can’t occur on Lemmy but it’s a step in the right direction.
Stand back son!
(Types on keypad) 1 1 1… Err… 1!
Well if it’s too expensive to be single, suicide it is I guess 🤷♂️
Well technically yes but actually no.
The online parliament petitions are just there to placate the public into thinking they’re being listened to. Occasionally they are, when the MPs or party whips sense an opportunity to win some votes or increase their polling.
Supporting gamers, in their eyes, won’t do shit because gamers don’t vote in large numbers.
Contractor, scratching head:
Hey boss, are you sure they got the dimensions right in this drawing of their new proton smasher?
Next to the scale it just says “GIRTHY”.
You just know the letters of the FCC originally stood for Fucking Collosal Collider.
Like an emotionally abusive partner.
Oh for fucks sake.
Clearly not a regular user of public transport outside of London.
Strange and dangerous people out here on the buses.
Source: I take the bus regularly and put headphones on and stare out the window for the whole journey.
If the intention behind the “this is your stop” was innocent, then getting off avoids the argument.
If the intention wasn’t innocent, then definitely get the fuck off the bus.
The Royal Observatory Greenwich:
“Well, as the first to co-ordinate time we-”
The International Telecommunication Union and International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service in Unison:
“Excuse me, I think you’ll find we manage the time.”
NIST: “I don’t see your footprints up there! We’re going off my Omega Speedmaster!”
The only way this could have been better was if the tattoo was some beautifully kerned font above the ass that said “the kernel compiling, look busy”.
Usually Nodachi and his harem.