ValorieAF [she/her]

RAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WAKEUP

Don’t forget to wq!

We had our wedding at our house in the backyard, no DJ, a discounted cake from my wife’s work (a bakery), catering from a BBQ place. Still ended up costing just about 2k, after food, flowers, and rented tables and chairs.

On the flip side, I once had a super vivid dream that my wife started ghosting me, and left me for someone else. Years passed and I was still alone, lost interest in all of my hobbies, had to get rid of our pets, and I caught up with her randomly and she looked like she was much happier and better off, and I was so upset in the dream that I considered suicide. Woke up and was relieved that it was just a dream, but frustrated with my brain for putting me through all of that.

Hello my baby hello my darling

There’s a mod soul in it

Me after my dumb religious parents refused to accept my new identity, and I cut ties with them: 🥲

I agree it’s a stretch, because as an adult I’m not subject to their demands. And I don’t follow their dumb religion anyways so why would it even matter to me, lol.

My parents told me that not wanting to use my birth name is not “honoring my mother and father”, which is what the bible says to do.

But it is uplifting seeing a bigot face consequences.

Chipotle. I don’t understand why anyone likes cold burritos.

Who cares though. Why do we put so much more power in the hands of people who are only more physically attractive?

I never liked this guy and I remember getting shat on on reddit for vocalizing that opinion.

Sure! Here’s a unique and adventurous recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps:

Step 1: Go to the grocery store and pay way too much for popcorn.

Step 2: Wait for wasps to start building a nest near your home (it might take a while but it’s inevitable). Leave the paper wasps alone though, they’re homies.

Step 3: Carefully remove the stingers from at least 100 wasps.

Step 4: Open a bag of the overpriced popcorn and dispense the kernels into a metal bowl, and gently wisk in the stinger-less wasps.

Step 5: Place the metal bowl over a fire until most of the kernels have popped, but none have burned.

Step 6: Add your favorite popcorn topping flavor.

Step 7: ???

Step 8: Profit.

3,392,250 kilometers.

No, and I wouldn’t if I could.

Guys, we’re here to talk about RAMPART.

Six.

Left is brown and right is blue, but oddly I have parts in both eyes that have a bit of the opposite color (i.e. the top of my brown eye has some blue). It’s weird.

EDIT: Oops I didn’t answer which is my favorite. My right / blue eye because it looks like the sun reflecting in water.

Feta cheese