Hell, I’m still rocking with a GTX 950. It runs Left for Dead 2 and Team Fortress 2, what more do I need?

Surprised HSBC bank didn’t jump at the chance to provide their services. They have a long history of getting fined for breaking sanctions.

Oh that’s right, Khan doesn’t have enough money to make it worth their while.

Not before Nollywood muscles in.

Freedom fries.

The war industry won.

Hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad.

Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Stephen Miller’s details will be in there.

And the DOGE frat boys.

Been in a pub toilet when a drunk guy came in, whipped it out half way across the room and the dirty fucker started pissing while staggering to the urinal. Just a fucken animal.

That’s not true. He ate all the crayons before he wrote anything.

Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

You put milk on cereal??

What about hot water?

And the number of severe head trauma case from cycling accidents is way down.

Yep. His website rathergood.com has heaps of stuff, but a lot of the older stuff no longer runs because it was Flash based.

https://rathergood.com/

Dr Dre Beats?

Solid cube of antimatter. Fuck you world!

History loves a rhyme:

Unfortunately in this time, If you’re rich, it ain’t a crime, Especially if you kiss the ring, Of our newly enthroned king

Coming home from the pub and your clothes and hair reaking of cigarette smoke

As far as I’m aware, it’s not illegal to conduct a Viking funeral, as long as it won’t interfer with shipping.

Probably wouldn’t hurt to tell the coast guard prior to the event…

Badgers? Badgers! We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!

Double secret probation!

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