I’m not expecting his health to carry him all the way to January 20, 2029 anyway, but it would suck if he ran in 2028 just to give whatever VP he thinks is cool by then a free key to the white house

Shaking my partner awake violently at 12:00am just to look into her eyes and say “First” before immediately falling asleep

This animal simultaneously looks like a lizard, a weasel, and a bird.

Bad take. You don’t shame people for being unable to make sounds that aren’t in their native language. If someone spoke Mandarin all their life and learned English, but had to approximate the “L” sound with “R”, you wouldn’t have this reaction claiming that allowing that approximation is turning everything into Mandarin

Hey now, they’re happy to decentralize the feed management so they don’t have to worry about processing user’s custom feeds themselves!

Bonus points if you buy your Bloc no more than 2 items at a time, from multiple stores, including thrifting, and using cash for at least half of it.

You’re right, I’m sorry. I would advise you not to eat nothing but Chicken McNuggets

Something tells me he was also getting fiber, vitamins, and minerals from somewhere during that time, so unless you have a dietician on call to help you balance that out, don’t eat nothing but Chicken McNuggets.

Total asceticism isn’t sustainable. Indulge in things that bring you joy, and recognize that over-indulgence cheapens the experience and has other drawbacks. Find the balance that works for you, otherwise you’re just sacrificing mental health for physical.

Too complicated for 90% of voters to comprehend.

They saw: Democrat president made my groceries more expensive

They heard: Democrat replacement will do things around the same as they used to be. Republican guy is going to do things VERY differently.

And the herd mentality took over past that point

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No! You’re supposed to be miserable for your entire youth by saving and investing every penny you don’t need to survive! That way you can afford all the medical bills and therapy you’ll need when you’re old and retired and have had a life devoid of joy!!

Sigma grindset!!!

Malware just means “Software the user doesn’t want on their system”. Bloatware counts as malware.

That’s a novella but definitely more disturbing and more universal than most of the short stories in this thread

As with most advice regarding early childhood development, your mileage may vary.

Flowers for Algernon moment

Discord is the new snapchat

If a take is so bad that I would be stooping multiple levels downto even reply to it, I block the user.

I don’t have to look at takes that bad, and neither do you

Technically assembly is a human-readable, paper-thin abstraction of the machine code. It really only implements one additional feature over raw machine code and that’s labels, which prevents you from having to rewrite jump and goto instructions EVERY TIME you refactor upstream code to have a different number of instructions.

So not strictly the bunch of bits. But very close to it.

If you’re writing sloppy C code your assembly code probably won’t work either