Its important to stay hydrated

Reptiles have cloacas too? I didn’t know

“mildly NSFW”? It’s 43% buttholes

Dogs are small like dogs, but they’re pretty popular

Wrong game, that’s AOE I. (although it is a taunt in AOE II)

Bonus fact bonus fact: Shakes are older than the rings of Saturn.

You did a great job in the Star Waes prequals, btw

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Ah, I see

“old lady” absolutely is slang for wife. Also “ball and chain” which… yeah…

I noticed that you’re an anarchist straight away and I can’t even see your lack of tattoos. Don’t think the plan is working for you, sorry :/

I’d let them dominate me

What do you mean? It looks pretty great having a bowl with a handle. Might even be an upgrade to usual

In case anyone actually wants to know a couple of reasons

A) It’s not fair that some people pay and some don’t. (Of course it’s also not fair that some can afford $70 on a video game and some struggle to buy food)

B) If everyone would pay then we’d all only have to pay $50 each, lowering the price for those that are paying $70 at the moment. (Whether developers would lower prices or just make more money is another question)

More like 19 years in my experience…

Bat’leth saber for the real tryhards out there

EDIT: I guess it would actually be called a light bat’leth

Right, but people don’t actually say that, do they? It’s more like

“Honey, I found some information that the world’s top scientists and doctors are being paid to hide”

It’s a hard balance because taking care of yourself is also important

Once I’ve spent a couple of weeks with someone and decided I like them, I just straight up ask them if they want to go on a date and see if anything romantic happens. If they’re upset because I didn’t flirt well enough or because I was direct, it wouldn’t work between us anyway.

And I don’t really understand why you’d want to ask someone out if you don’t know them well, but I gather that that makes me unusual

I lifted one weight and now none of my t-shirts fit over my raging muscles. Please send help