The original Call of Duty was my favorite. I didn’t have a good computer so I played it at a LAN center for a good while. The game also kicked off a domino of events in my friends life when I gave him a CD key for it.

My friend got pretty good at the game and joined a competitive CAL-M team, and even played at a CPL championship tournament. Well after he graduated college one of the people he played with on the team and he started a company making websites. When he told me what he was doing, I told him just don’t blow too much money on it.

They ended up pivoting from their original plan of making fitness blog sites, among other niche sites they felt could generate ad revenue to making flash game sites.

They did moderately well in their endeavors and scored some high ranking search results for a few categories of flash games. They were making hundreds of thousands each and he moved to another to save on income tax. In the new state he met a woman and they ended up getting married, so I was able to draw a direct path from me giving him a CD key for cod to him getting moderately wealthy and finding a wife.

Unfortunately the last domino hasn’t fallen, and it turned out she was a lieing, money grubbing, cheating whore. Flash games died out but my friend moved on to other things. He is doing great, happily remarried and we both had our first kid within about a month of each other.

The next joke haircut I do

I’m slightly confused, was this a lesbian relationship where the driver came to realize they are more gender fluid or a trans man? The rest I get.

Maybe if it’s a polar bear,

Many women experience sexual assault first hand, it’s not a small percentage.

According to RAINN, 1 in 6 American women have been the victim of an attempted or completed rape in their lifetime. Additionally, 1 in 3 women and about 1 in 9 men experienced sexual harassment in a public place. Young women are especially at risk, with 82% of all juvenile victims being female, and 90% of adult rape victims being female. Females ages 16-19 are 4 times more likely than the general population to be victims of rape, attempted rape, or sexual assault. Women ages 18-24 who are college students are 3 times more likely than women in general to experience sexual violence. Estimates of sexual assault vary based on definitions and methodology, but generally find that somewhere between 19–27% of college women and 6–8% of college men are sexually assaulted during their time in college.

Those numbers are disgusting. Take a highschool class of 30 15 girls there is a good chance 2 of them have been sexually assaulted or will be.

In 100 person college lecture there is a good chance that 13 women in the class have been/or will be sexually assaulted.

I guarantee a female relative of yours has been sexually assaulted, more than likely by a male relative or family friend.

I understand why a women might choose a bear.

People getting mad about it are the problem. Instead of being offended men should probably wonder why women might feel that way. I’m a guy with a daughter and I’d tell her to pick the bear. Men as a whole are pretty terrible, and I will definitely instill that in my daughter and teach her to be cautious with men.

I never want to see Mitch McConnell with it a shirt again

No UTC. Convert/use UTC on the way in and covert to local time for the user or local time of the noun the date is for in the display.

I’ll riot if I ever need to write pure js again. 98% of web devs would be better served writing in TS. If you’re actually knowledgeable enough to write more efficient js, more power to you but honestly I was probably being generous saying 2% of web devs fall into that category.

How to ADHD, wait for wife and kid to go to sleep and work all night fueled by Adderall caffeine and an interesting technical problem.

I love falling asleep to Chernobyl. My wife doesn’t like it because bad vibes or something.

A cheaper car would’ve worked.

You’re paying over 18k more for the car with interest over the life of the loan while it will be losing half its value.

96 month 9% auto loan 🤮 might as well flush your money down the toilet.

Should upgrade to a sex doll so you can rage fuck it when your boss pisses you off.

Just bring “flushable” wipes not your plumbing 🤣

My wife whenever we go to Costco

This would be me. 5 mins left before a meeting, let me just check this one thing. 20 mins later “sorry I’m late lost track of time”.