Oh please, you didn’t even have to turn the cassette or floppy disc over. You and your luxuries.

Yes, but you’re forgetting that’s just a light snack to stop them from starving to death on the way home.

That’s a very good point, and will teach me for not proofreading when rewriting half a sentence twice!

I’m not going to let them mock our “cuisine”. There.

I’m not going to let a country that thinks spraying more cheese on something makes it better.

Leave our beige food in a brown sauce with overcooked veg alone.

Yeah, these Linux ads are getting really annoying.

Ah, an enlightened gentleman.

In the harbour.

You really don’t want broken Windows on a Boeing flight.

It does bother me, yes. It’s an unused orifice that could get all kinds of crap in it. I don’t miss them on something that’s in and out of my bag, pocket, car etc.

On the back so it doesn’t get in the way.

But seriously, neither. If I’m listening on my phone I’ll be out and about, and don’t want wires in the way. Bluetooth all the way.

At home, via a decent DAC hooked up to a PC.

We’re going to need a lot more glow sticks.

My boss once referred to me as “code bastard”. I’m keeping it.

Graphics? That would have been a luxury.

Ah yes, I remember bugs with no way of getting them fixed.

Definitely wipe everything and reinstall, although if the install media is supplied by the PC manufacturer you’ll want to delve into the install options to ensure minimal bloat is getting reinstalled.

Also this post is two hours old and no Linux evangelists have told you to uninstall windows yet. This is progress folks! I’m ready for your downvotes once you’ve finished with your waifu pillows.

It’s 2024. People can have two mothers.

And by “she”, you must mean your mothers, right?

The Health and Safety Executives’ “working with display screen equipment” guide mainly.

Show me your wizards sleeve.

Is that a staff in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?