For using your personal days?
I’d rather be sleeping.
For using your personal days?
These just seem to delay the inevitable for me, with wicked cramping in the meantime.
Sky burial. Throw me out of an airplane.
Someone needs to learn about jokes
Good.
Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time
He just discovered sentences
Well howdy there, partner. There’s a seat right beside me here…
Yeah there’s no way the dude above you is right.
“They thought,” I work with people who still think my DNA has been changed by Big Pharma.
I hate tumblr posts that beat the joke to death. “Njoey,” its like the kid who would repeat the punchline of your joke to get attention.
Choose a different career?
59% of Americans are one paycheque away from homelessness.
Plex server go brrrrr
Yep