A nice clownly guffaw right before impact would be delightful.

I’m not an expert, but I’m like five-nines certain a guillotine does not make a “D’aww” sound when activated.

Racoon sex attic house.

piss and nicotine soaked walls that, after a hot shower, would be running sticky yellow.

The back wall of the house was slowly separating from the rest of the house. There was a 1cm gap where the wall met the ceiling in the back room.

The back yard was rocks and 4ft tall weeds. I cut them all down with a combo of machete and weed Wacker day one and a year later that pile of weeds had yet to decompose. It was just a huge wet pile of slime that refused to rot away.

Neighbors had about 7 webcams pointing out of their front window at whoever walked past the house. They had bible phrases painted on the fence and front of the house as well. I walked over to say hi a few days after moving in an no one ever answered the door. In three years, I saw an occupant of that house ONCE, which was a teenager that knocked on my door at 3am to ask me if I had a lighter. I watched him walk back to that house after I said no.

I can’t remember the exact plot, but at some point Asterios has this super vulnerable moment and his reactions to the different dialog choices are amazing. That game deserves all the love

San Antonio -> Austin -> Dallas is ~5h (and they’re basically in a straight line)

LA to SF is ~6h

Add Houston on the end and it’s 8h+ (roughly a C shaped route) or roughly San Diego to SF.

Interesting the distance between the furthest points in each state is roughly 14 hours for both. They’re weirdly analogous.

Manager: You’re right! AI Makes me as productive as half my team, so I’m firing half of them AND working a 4 day work week!

The preamble to the Constitution is NOT the same as the preamble to the declaration of Independence. They were completely separate documents written more than a decade apart.

in fact:

The Declaration was rarely mentioned during the debates about the United States Constitution, and its language was not incorporated into that document.[44]: 92  George Mason’s draft of the Virginia Declaration of Rights was more influential, and its language was echoed in state constitutions and state bills of rights more often than Jefferson’s words.[44]: 90 [21]: 165–167  “In none of these documents”, wrote Pauline Maier, “is there any evidence whatsoever that the Declaration of Independence lived in men’s minds as a classic statement of American political principles.”[21]: 167

Old snail kite: I hate foreign food

Young snail kite: Get wrecked boomer, these apple shits are lit.

Old snail kite: Dies of starvation.

Young snail kite: fucks.

And so the cycle continues.

HERESY DETECTED

dataclasses do this for you at the class level. They enforce type annotations at instantiation.

https://docs.python.org/3/library/dataclasses.html

The Italians of all people.

Wait until you learn that the letter J wasn’t invented until the 1500’s.

Oh I’m well aware. Took me a solid year to appreciate type annotations for what they are and yeah I’m happy using what we have in stdlib now and not messing with mypy tyvm. The problem is that history is lost to newcomers who have very different expectations. Modern IDE’s mostly solve it though, so for all my Java peeps dipping their toes into the snake waters, listen to your ide

As a magic player: Urza would like to welcome you to 1998, enjoy Combo Winter.

(this was hilarious)

Dude, even just a “FY,I, you sure about this?” would be nice. I gladly embrace python’s by-all-means-shotgun-your-leg-off philosophy, but the noobs could use the help.

python:

a: str = 1