Thank you! Appreciate the links and descriptions you provided :)

What did Helen Keller comment about the cheese grater?

“It was the most violent book I’ve ever read!”

No joke, I was really concerned about this after a weekend long trip. I cut open the avocado and it was deceptively hard inside :(

The worst is when they are mushy but still have those little fibers in them.

+1, as of this post :) but I haven’t been here all that long and enabled user tags even more recently.

I had two cartoon-style injuries: stepped on a rake and fallen down the stairs, hitting my butt on every step.

Modern minimalism has its advantages - less things to clean and maintain, cheaper to build, and easily being able to find things to pair with the color scheme - but I always did find it a bit dull and sterile for a private home.

Maximalism is for you :D

Good thinking. The probe goes in easier when you don’t resist.

Avoidance of liability in case anything goes wrong. I’m guessing it began with advertisements offline and made its way to the internet.

Cats and hedgehogs, but almost every baby animal is extra cute :D

CBD, perhaps?

In Dutch it’s the opposite :D

I tend to be distrustful and keep people at arm’s length. Sometimes it’s for the best, but other times it has probably cost me the formation of close relationships.

I have user tags enabled since it’s fun to see how many times I upvoted or downvoted a user displayed by their username, but I don’t add any of my own tags or interact with users beyond what is said in the comments of a specific thread.

“Where are my testicles, Summer?”

Seriously though, there are so many ways conversations with animals could go wrong. Factory farming. Fur farms. Neutering, spaying and declawing. Eyestalk ablation. Medical and cosmetics testing. Bullfighting. Selective breeding and artificial insemination.

Crazytel

voip.ms - I think they offer Australian numbers as well, but not sure.

Assuming you are Australian, you can also check with your phone provider to see if they offer VOIP plans or allow WiFi calling from your own number.

Incorrect, the real Gs are sent to make rap music :D

Blowing yourself up in Montana is going to take out more cattle than people.

Buns and patties would have to come in two different sizes for wide and regular burgers, and it’s probably more economical for restaurants to make them all in one standard size.

Ok, but who prepares three different temperature bowls of porridge and then just fucks off out of the house?