I’m embarrassed to say it took me 3 panels to realize the problem wasn’t just my shit internet connection

I do with small pieces that are hard to pick up. I really don’t see the harm. Under the fridge is quite warm and ventilated heavily - that ice cube will be gone in no time

Screenshot?

Hard agree! Thank you for saying this!!

There actually are plenty that do. But I’m right there with you, it’s weird.

Dethreaderate

I love Murphy

I’d never seen sensibility used in that way - had to look it up. You’re showing me all kinds of new things today!!

These are all incredible. This is my type of art.

I think this cat might have been getting into the protein powder too

Huh interesting yeah if it only ever happens there then I don’t see how it couldn’t be their fault

I’ve been seeing this same bs in my browser recently, what the hell is going on?? Why would I ever want more than one answer to my calculation?

Not defending fb chat at all but at least for me, delayed keyboard input like this is usually of my computer running at 100% cpu and the signals being sent to the application slowly, not the application processing them slowly

Ok well…I sustained an injury to the tip of my dick and it turns out that’s a location that rubs on the material of your boxers or pants all the time. So I was in pretty constant discomfort. Decided to try a bandaid, and of course the standard ones really don’t sit all that flush and they would just snag and pull off inside my underwear. Then I tried one of those waterproof ones and it conformed to the shape perfectly. “Don’t worry, you won’t forget about something attached to the tip of your penis,” I told myself. But damn if those things don’t sit so comfortably you completely forget they’re there. And by god let me tell you, the absolute shock, fear, and confusion a man can feel when he’s dick in hand, has relaxed all his bladder muscles, and fully expects to start peeing, only for some phantom-handed chokehold to hold it all back a half second after release…well it’s not something you’re likely to forget.

Spoken like someone who’s never tried to pee and been blocked by a bandaid before

Just going to leave this link here for anyone coming into this thread looking for answers:

https://a.co/d/5Ct0pIB

They’ll last through showers and they’re strong enough to hold your pee in. Don’t ask me how I know.

😆 this is legitimately a work of art

Woof bro, there’s still time to delete this cringey shit

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