And for that we thank you.

Especially your history memes posts.

I grew up being taught that dolphins are like dogs that swim and orcas are dangerous.

Turns out orcas love humans and refuse to attack us unless we are being flaming assholes and dolphins are just born evil.

“Love yourself, if you can bear it.”

James being the gf.

Reminds me of the Boneless Chicken Farm FarSide comic.

turns around

The furnace minecart pinged out and stopped moving several chunks back.

“That was good, now rinse.”

Good luck. 👍

Get into an interracial relationship for twice the fun!

Same goes for the sequel’s theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UJj0RtE6Rk

As a teacher I give this reply an A+.

Whole-grain cereal for breakfast, a bunch of fruit for lunch, …and a double whopper meal for dinner!

It may as well be astrophysics for some people.

Maybe we don’t need to, but it feels natural.

lets cat in

“I am once again asking to go outside.”

If I’m going to spend several hours staring at the backside of a character, I want it to be a cute girl, thank you.

“Evil creatures,” so no gender or species gets singled out.

C’mon, guys, it’s the 90s.

Polar bears are huge, polar bears are territorial. They do not want to share a Coke with you, they want to kill you.

Wait, for years I’ve heard people refer to them as metroidvania games, in honor of those two games which defined that particular playstyle.

Is this something different?