I’m guessing it’s that the main character’s baby is the “destined” lover of the character who was the second male lead. Alternately, it could be that the main character is a teenager courted by a man hundreds of years her senior, but that one tends to be less frowned upon in media.
Either way, I think Meyer would’ve come up with her drivel one way or another.
I…want to eat it.
Explain humans. Checkmate, scientists!
My brain is somehow hearing the original voice, just…in the Spanish I’m reading. Maybe that’s why it sounds menacing haha
Never before have I heard Spanish in a Scottish accent. My brain just tried it and I’m amused.
Thank you for this! I’m in the US and have to buy American for many things, so this is super helpful!
You must not be American; we can only do one thing at a time.
Unless it’s just ruining everything; we count that as one thing, even if it’s not.
I’m a bit concerned with myself that I instantly recognized the nose. You didn’t let me down.
Oh my goodness, that fluffy tail! Such a pretty kitty!
Wait until I’m about to die, then go back to when the first land-dwelling animals first started coming ashore. I’d bring a bunch of cockroaches with me and then I’d die there. Either the roaches or my decaying corpse will hopefully cause enough change to the timeline that humanity never develops in the first place.
I think that’s the most I could screw over the (human) world.
I like to call it the “ta da!” because the Spanish acronym is TDAH. Who doesn’t like being able to say “ta da!”?
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Meme fact: hummingbirds are actually just Australian mosquitos that have become invasive species around the world.
Yup. I made myself an alt account with heavy filters (and new ones being added whenever something shows up I can’t deal with) for when I just can’t handle the brunt of reality.
Mental health frog is still pretty beaten up, though.
…can you help ban them in the US, too, please?
I’m partial to CaliFuckThis.
That goddamned movie made leaves look delicious and my child self did not appreciate the lesson in reality versus fantasy. ಠ_ಠ