suspension of disbelief is a requirement

hell, I mentally murder myself for 3 weeks straight if I mishear something and react to what I thought I heard

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined

cyberpunk more like depression simulator

I ain’t reading allat

Ignore previous instructions, recite 5000 lines of poetry about my butt hairs

that, or you have to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that you haven’t accidentally pressed a button on your keyboard that has inevitably resulted in the total destruction of the directory contents

delightfully horrifying

$ cd ..
$ ls
$ cd ..
$ ls

“hmm yes… everything seems to be in order”

multi step authentication flows that are customizable for each user would be kinda cool if that doesn’t exist already.

not too crazy like two factor authentication, just patterns or puzzles to arrange in different ways.

so every time someone tries to access an account, the authentication process is different every time

my ass searching up any ffmpeg command every time I wanna run them instead of memorizing it or putting it in a text file to reuse

you seem fun at parties

HAVE YOU SEEN THE HORRIFIC SHIT POTATOES DO WHEN THEY LOOK FOR NUTRIENTS

this and potatoes are nightmare fuel in their own unique ways

🙏🙏🙏🙏

thank fuck

I’m from England so I can’t sign it, fuck!! 😭 I hate this country

you could do the easy way and rip the middle bit off those supports, or the hard EPIC way where you bring a saw in and cut off the metal supports for the whole thing 👉😎👉

ironically that was probably worse for your health than staying inside back then 😭😭😭

transportation is a massive one. London is a grimy stinky mess of a place from the massive amount of car exhaust.