Bag of little isopod shaped robots. They are fast moving with nuclear batteries and tungsten carbide shells and lots of sharp edges for chewing and burrowing through flesh. They can also dig into the ground a few inches and hibernate like cicadas to protect an area. Not wireless networked but instead have onboard processing for voice commands, use sense of smell for IFF and echolocation to coordinate their swarming.

Couldn’t stop a gun, but they are a deterrent against using it because if you shoot me we both die but you die in a more horrible way.

( Doubt )

This is your brain on Thalasin+

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That was my first reaction: what? Cats know names. Then… ohhh. Because it’s just her and the cat. The cat wouldn’t know your name if no one else is there to call you by it. Then, felt a bit sad. But not too sad, because cats are better than people anyway.

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The EABOD protocol, and / or the DIAF protocol.

Colons go vertically btw

Does it even have Pfhor in it…?

Anything?

No, we aren’t prepared, because there is no we. And they don’t have to acknowledge any such thing, because they are literal fucking psychopaths.

“UBI…?” Hahahaha. NO.

They intend to wring every last drop of productivity out of what’s left of the working class, finish the job of consolidating all wealth at the top and leaving us with absolutely nothing. After that, the plan is to keep the angry starving hordes away from the walls of their freedom cities and luxury bunkers and super-ultra-mega-yachts with AI powered auto-turrets and kill-bots and murder-drones and robot dogs with frickin flamethrowers on their heads.

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Still not nearly as annoying as the French refusal to just say huitante or nonante. “93” is “Quadrupletwenty-thirteen?” Êtes-vous foutant défoncé??

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Huh, interesting. I always figured the black smoke was because they burnt one cardinal every day they failed to come to a decision to motivate the rest.

Finds anything and everything that can be set to dark mode and sets it back to light mode, but not while you’re using it and not immediately.

Worms!

Although I just looked that one up and they have been making new versions of it continuously so I don’t know if it really counts as an old 90s game anymore.

I have never played this game and don’t even really know what it is, but wouldn’t the obvious solution be to have the abandoned bases get eaten by sandworms?