Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…

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  • Absolutely loved both of them! I think UFO Defense was the first pc game I played on our first 486. It was one of the first games I ever successfully hacked.

    Not sure how many people know, but there’s another game from Gollop, Rebelstar Tactical Command for Gameboy Advance. It’s part of the Rebelstar series dating back to the ZX Spectrum. It plays pretty much the same as the original XCom games.




  • Oh my god… Talk about a nostalgia hit. Do they still give those out?

    Many, many years ago, we were on the road to some skateboarding event, I think some Bones Brigade thing or some big show with the NSA. I remember we were hanging out at a skate shop with some of the guys before the show and the fucking Wienermobile pulled up outside… I was playing the arcade version of Ninja Gaiden when it happened and someone was like “Holy crap, it’s the Wienermobile!” I left my game and we all went out, got to go inside, and they gave us those little crappy whistles.

    When we went back in, I had lost my last life and the game was on the continue screen. I had never played anything other than the NES one, and the continue screen was pretty jarring. I was all out of quarters too, so down went the saw blade…

    I had that whistle forever until one day it just disappeared. My mom probably emptied out the junk in one of my desk drawers and away it went… Sorry for the dump, but man, what a nostalgia trip…


  • Everblue 2 for the PS2 is one of my all-time favorite games. I play it about once a year. The original was an EU only release thst I didn’t get to play until a few years ago. It also had a sort of spiritual successor with Endless Ocean 1 & 2 for the Wii, made by the same developer. However, the first one didn’t have any of the treasure finding mechanics and there was no real threat to the player at any time. Neither series really let you walk on land, so to speak. The Everblue games do have above water parts, you return to the island between dives to talk to people, sell treasure, sleep and such, but they’re prerendered images that are more like a point and click adventure. There were a couple pc games I played around the same time that were made by independent developers that never really took off.


  • Intellivision did actually have a Kool-Aid game, but you didn’t play as Kool-Aid Man. You played as a couple kids trying to find the ingredients to make some Kool-Aid. It still had the Thirsties in it, but the gameplay was very different.

    Also, I’m pretty sure that, aside from the games, the Thirsties were exclusive to the official Marvel Kool-Aid comics. I remember them in commercials, but I’m pretty sure I’m Mandela-ing myself and what I’m actually remembering is Pilsbury’s Goofy Grape and the rest of the Funny Face characters.

    The funny coincidence is that almost all of the Funny Face characters are depicted drinking from straws on their packages. Which kind of makes me wonder if the 2600 game wasn’t a subtle dig at them.