Y’all have heard of r/imsorryjhon now get ready for c/imsorrygarfeild

Does being crucified count as being handicapped

Probably the funniest part of that is it’s only half a joke. I have sat inside the engine bay of my 56 bel air. If a simple sedan can fit me under the hood imagine how much more excess space this van has under that tall hood compared to its small grill. The engine can’t be talking that much space if it needs that much ventilation.

On sites that let me do this I might just try this trick lol

I’m sure you can even fit a couple more guys in the engine bay

Dude looks pissed before even starting the reaction

I can’t believe it took me until reading your comment to get the joke

As an American I’m just questioning why we should care about this conflict. At least with Ukraine there’s a lot of nations that want to invade America basically testing their new toys. That might be used against us in the future. But Palestine v humas are two small nations I’ve never heard of fighting in a part of the world that has been in constant chaos for as long as I’ve been alive. So it’s kinda hard for me to ask what’s new. Especially when I as a sitizen struggle to afford a home eat own a car or get a decent paying job. All the while taxes are getting higher and higher with each month. Yet somehow my government that struggles to keep me alive is somehow well off enough to send more money I can even comprehend to conflicts in a shit hole part of the world. Couldn’t even be bothered enough to consider sending a dime of that money towards helping Africans feed themselves or get them drinkable water. No just gonna blow all that cash on guns.

When me and my folks were deciding wether to get a kill trap or have a heart trap to trap coons and thank goodness we picked the have a heart trap as our cat Vlad got trapped the very first night then the next we caught the neighbors cat then the 3rd night we finally caught a raccoon

Can I at least keep my pants on or is the nudity required to make this work

What does that do I haven’t heard this trick

Now I had the opposite thought because I thought it was normal for people and I was the only one who couldn’t lol

Huh didn’t know other people couldn’t smell ants but for me I find i have to get close and sniff them to get a cent I also get the same cent from dead spiders and I wouldn’t call it offensive but it is quite distinct so it gets a huh out of me every time I catch the cent

Wow how has that guy been able to look the same during all those years

At least they aren’t riveting badges onto cars anymore I’ve heard that used to be super common during the 60s and 70s Personally I hate how my 56 bel air has a AAA of Syracuse screwed into the bodywork of my trunk so even if I remove it there’s still going to be a hole in my trunk so I’m personally pretty glad all this branding today are just decals and stickers that can easily be removed with a eraser wheel or plastic blades

As a 19 year old with a bench seated car from the 50s every time I take the homies out with it we do fr ride my car like the roaring plenty like when you don’t have a center console or seat belts of course everyone is going to call shot gun and get shot gun it’s the best part of such early automatics

Considering how big companies try selling our info out to other companies having everyone’s data be open source is really going to ruin their profits as everyone has free access to the info that Facebook and such are trying to charge for

Yeah once I found these balls on my porch that kinda looked like frog eggs but where too small and not blonde together like frog eggs and at that kind of situation what do you even put in the search bar and reverse image searches only gave me pictures of frog eggs only when I made the post on Lemmy that I found out what chia seeds look like and that’s what I was looking at

At first I thought this was a light hearted shit post but god you talk like a Jehovah’s witness

My inner chicken farmer is telling me to go hug that giant flight capable chicken Edit: spelling fix