I.E. “I don’t feel like writing out the proof.” See also: “this is left as an exercise for the reader.”

But can it run Crysis?

All that and invented Morris code. That cat was one of our finest military minds.

Yeah I remember this from back in the day. Indignant atheist teenage me was pretty incensed at first, but the page about plans to build a massive cross-shaped satellite that transmits bible verses was a bit of a giveaway.

He uses it Flintstones style

He can once he pawns off a pocket full of gold rings he “found on the ground…”

Piccolo would never

Maybe a bit basic but I’m fond of Helvetica myself

Exactly what I hoped it was

That’s both disheartening and not at all surprising.

Zuckerberg you say?

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That, or Jesus was the American people and we’re in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.

Hey gurl, you want sum blue?

Good on your mom. Lots of people say they’d pass on the money in that situation, but it takes a lot of chutzpah to go through with it.

xkcd: Nostalgia

why Luffy could stretch his arms out so far without breaking bones

Yo ho ho he took a bite of gum gum

Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.

Yup, this is the reason. Americans are used to fatty, processed foods; a double quesorito supreme shouldn’t be a problem. Fiber, on the other hand…

I’m lucky, Boost was my app of choice. Now I just use it for Lemmy instead.