I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real

An excruciating number, yes

I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel

What do you say if you want the trees up?

And Greek letters are for when even the Latin alphabet can’t save you

Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.

Yeah, Goku’s not broke. Chichi just tells him they’re broke because she thinks him working will make him “respectable.”

WHEREISTHETRIGGER 😡🦇

The few times I go to mcD I get two double cheeseburgers because here at least they’re on the pick 2 for $3.69, making them almost half price and so the closest thing they still have to a reasonably priced burger.

F

https://xkcd.com/977/ Randall Munroe wants to know your location

I think it also put the turtles’ shell pattern on Shrek’s vest

It’s especially interesting in Piccolo’s case IMO because he was basically born evil as a reincarnation of his father, never having a choice in the matter. It wasn’t until Gohan came along and treated him as anything but a monster that he began to realize he had a choice.

Oh, that guy. I remember seeing the sorting hat comic and feeling uncomfortably unsure what point the author was trying to make.

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Unless they’re responsible for a crime, then suddenly they’re a faceless abstraction, and you can’t charge those with anything silly!

I can’t believe Shel Silverstein predicted ChatGTP

Oh shit you’re right

It is a Bethesda game after all. Wouldn’t be complete with a bit of main questline softlocking.

I hope the author’s doing okay. From what I understand she was struggling with some pretty severe depression, which is why she stopped posting.