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tf lol that’s like suggesting eating pizza with just your hand, instead of chopsticks like a proper civilized human

Very much same here.

+1 for DeArrow, sometimes I reveal the original just to see how atrocious the channel will be with clickbait thumbnails.

After a quick search, this came up.

or water

Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.

lmao they don’t know how to use the three seashells

I have the same experience.

Well yeah, you’re a former wolpertinger

Bro’s got a baseball bat and an image analyzer from a NOAA satellite, and all he had to do was buy a package of dates from the grocery and take a pic of one.

All that and not a single date to be found in the photo. Has bro never been to a grocery store?

The Confederate flag just meant “the south” to me back then.

Growing up around the same time, this was how I interpreted it as well. I didn’t give a shit about the flag, but I never got the racist connotation from anyone around me at the time. It was just something that Southern people liked, just as you said.

I was never into it or pretty much anything country-related, being an Airwolf, Mission Impossible (the reboot), and MacGuyver kinda kid, but Dad liked it, and explained it to me pretty much the way you did.

All people that have died were at one point living. Avoid living at all costs.

Some did, check the replies.

Nothing.

How would she not feel the draft?

It’s why cargo pants and shorts never go out of style.

Well, I was born an original sinner

I was born from original sin

And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I’ve done

There’d be a mountain of money piled up to my chin, hey!

What are the lights behind her? And why is she frowning? I’m confused.

YOU CAN KILL THE MAN …

No I can’t, you idiot, Napoleon died in 1821. I can however, most definitely kill a tub of Neapolitan ice cream.