If I am not mistaken, according to the grammatical scrolls, having a chin makes everyone … chinese

It’s just recliner theater, I tell ya!

Please run for congress. Now.

Where tomatoes?

Why on earth would we try to make snakes faster? Science has gone too far this time. What’s next, give them arms?

"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”

Browser: “Are you gonna order somethin’ kid!?” (all subsequent data streams to Google for future sale)

User: “Uh yeah, give me, gimme a tab.”

Browser: “A tab. I can’t give you a tab unless you order something!”

User: “But I’m jonesin for some saccharin … not that newtra-schweddy or whatever it is”

Biff Yaml enters; sits two spaces down, feeling sexagesimal: “What are you looking at, BUTTHEAD!?” (all of his comments are one line)

Python Strickland enters: "User what are you doing? Four spaces are used for indentation. You got a real attitude problem, user; you’re a slacker! You remind me of your dunder father when he went here; he was a slacker, too! Quack quack. (his package is poorly managed)

Linus Torvalds enters: heavy breathing … curses in Finnish (Älykääpiö!) … gits out

IBM Selectric: “Hold my beer … and my ball”

Obnoxious neighbor kid walks in (a real ascii): Invokes char(11)/VT; sits on the floor. His Mylar balloon flies away, hits a high voltage line, and the power goes out.

Browser: “Well, looks like the milkshake machine’s broken.”

Teletype Model 28 looks up from drinking coffee and reading the morning paper tape: “I would like to be … modified”

Doc Mill (nee’ Rampazetto) enters: (shudders) “Momma bollocks!”

During this time, Helium was on a noble mission and did not react.

They are referring to the meme about old German toilets having an ‘inspection shelf’ (Flachspüler)

C++: C with blackjack and 40 year old hookers. Anyway, only the rich can inherit diamonds or something. Or perhaps not, my memory is corrupted. I’m open to any pointers though…

Those free tire stands sure do come in handy when you need to change a flat.

Artificially accelerate the evolution of flying fungi, to break down dat fibrous lignin even faster! Either that or toss a pair of shoes up there so the wood doesn’t get lonely.

Yes, they certainly knew what they were dong.

That’s not to code…

That is because they are milked for the antidote

Perfect is the enemy of good.

We respect those who start things and do not finish, far more than those who start nothing.

You should be proud. You invented Sushi Primavera!

🎵 I wish they all could be … California rolls. 🎵

This is 1970s, not 80s . Pretty sure a cart full o groceries was way over $20 in the eighties, after a card full of collected grocery chain stamps was saved and turned in. Inflation and all that.

Anyway… how bout some Suzy Qs, ‘Chun King’ (is that oriental flavor?), Kraft Mac N Cheese…and Hawaiian punch?

Break out the silver and spic-and-span those no-wax floors; the gobnah’s comin ovah to-nite!

Her name is probably Carbra Walters

We all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion

Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.