Just keep your beef in the fridge like a normal person.

Sorry, too busy. I need to optimize the ROI of that piece of dirt you are standing on so I can increase the value of my derivative trades before the second quarter stockholder meeting.

Sprinkle some salsa and sour cream on it before you bake. I know it sounds weird, but it is so good.

The other half is violence.

Serious question: what do you not like about snaps? I find the isolation and dependency desolation to be pretty great.