Hmmm, well that’s what a bot would say

Holy shit I never thought about using the scissors on actual food, I’ve only ever used them to open packages containing food

And that’s the point where I’ll go off the grid

Enlighten me, what is the titty song

I’m just a guy… named zero

Holy shit, 91 notifications? How does one achieve this raw POWER?

Dude literally same, I noticed that before I even saw your comment

Yeah right, next you’re gonna tell me that Irish spring soap isn’t infused with leprechauns.

Mannn I can’t read that

Tap the button to the left of the refresh button (top right), you should then be able to tap something like “open reader” which does a decent job at blocking intrusive ads

Loaf granted

Hijacking this post since it’s the newest one, this is my new account for photography. (You can tell it’s me because my photos have 3 red dead pixels in almost every photo, one in the top left, one in the middle left, and one in the middle bottom)