“it failed to appear over a German radar station”
UNVERSCHÄMTHEIT!

So much for my plans.

Who wore it better?

Maybe it’s like a fridge? You open the door and the light shines. You close the door and, well, cavity goes dark again.

I agree, but my gall stones tell me otherwise.

If Cthulhu is your number 2 you immediately need to check for hemmorhoids.

Is it too much to ask if he could look in another direction?

Didn’t know you need a key to start a bird.

Total Commander with LAN, FTP and WebDAV Plugin enabled is really useful (if you’re using Android)

And with hair in her face. Leave Samara alone!

It’s like a slinky in book form.

Would be much darker.

P.S. In the first panel neckbeard looks like a pirate with a wooden leg and prosthetic hand.

Therefore they must lower the safety regulations so that the dumbest tourists will be eaten by the smartest bears, so that they can install advanced trash bins afterwards.

Life is like a box full of emojis, sometimes you get peach and zucchini.