Hey I’m evil too! We should be evil together!

To be fair I’d started the waiting 30 minutes early so they were only 1.5 hours late. Was quite an anxious time though

“At”, “by”, and “around” are different keywords for me. If I say that I will arrive at 3pm I will probably be there at 2:55pm and just wait in the area for a bit so that I can be uncannily punctual.

Someone can say “I’ll be there around 3pm” and I will know to not expect them at exactly 3pm. Most people tend to use this to mean ±15 minutes. With some people I need to remember to clarify what they mean by “around” because I have been waiting and ready to go for two hours and they are still not there.

Mothra ya Mothra!

Change posture every 30 minutes? I’m unlikely to last 30 seconds! I’m too groovy for that

I think that we should require more humanities courses for STEM degrees. I had to take some english courses but that was about it. Seems like a lot of STEM-lords (particularly the computer ones) need to take a cultural anthropology course and chill out a little. Or philosophy but that risks making them worse.

I feel that if people knew how much effort it takes to create their food products, they might be more hesitant to waste them. Even with things as simple as making bread! It’s not just something that appears on a shelf, it’s the result of whole process and should be valued as such.

Sometimes I wish that I was into sports, it seems very fun! I feel like I would need to know people irl who are into sports in order to get into sports though. Are sports memes a big thing? I feel like those should/could be a big thing.

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Bionic Marge sort

Look man I know that my taxonomy doesn’t work… but have you considered that it was created with the intent to work?

I’ll bet that the ancestor would be amazed at my ability to sit in a cozy bed all day. I must make them proud, it is my duty.

Fog horn

I know that you’re really concerned about being stabbed with knives. But you just need to accept the Hard Truth that you not being stabbed with knives is losing political issue! Really, that’s why we’re losing elections. You can’t have everything that you want. And you need to see where the other side is coming from…

vs

I know that you’re really concerned about being stabbed with knives. One of these candidates is implicitly okay with you being stabbed with knives, and the other wants to personally stab you with even more knives. I recognize the injustice in this and will therefore vote for neither of them! (the worse one won and now you’re being stabbed with even more knives)

Who will win? (spoiler: I don’t know but certainly not you because you’re too busy being stabbed with knives)

Mantle convection as a primary driver of tectonic plate movement

Catpitalist bought your garden an everything around it. Going to level the whole area for a catnip farm. They’ll let you stay as an employee though.

No, wait, I’m not that old yet right?? Right???

Having the opportunity to buy cake whenever you want, having enough money to buy cake whenever you want, and choosing to not buy cake whenever you want.

Someone walks into a room and they have covid. Now the person beside them has covid. But it’s super-mega covid so they are immediately infectious. Then I’m sitting next to that person and now I have covid too. We’re all feeling bad now because one person had covid and now we all have covid.