This “guide” is a bit of a joke made out of frustration.

Shit people can use.

Sounds like people could use unions.

Fun fact: if you were born before 1990, your birthday is closer to West Germany becoming a sovereign country than it is to today.

Allerdings gilt in Bundestag, Bundesrat und deutschen Behörden eine andere, sehr viel engere Antisemitismus-Definition.

Müsste es nicht “sehr viel weitere” heißen? Ich bin verwirrt.

I don’t think the OP in the screenshot is describing a loving partnership though - the emotional support described is very much one sided.

If they were trolling at this level, I would.

almost bragging how little time they took after their kids were born

I had a coworker bragging about lying to his wife that he couldn’t take time off. This is fucked up on so many levels: why even have a kid? Why do you lie to your wife? Why are you telling people you barey know (I had been there for like two weeks) that you lie to your wife? WTF?

I feel like I’m missing something.

Maybe they’re insecure? They don’t know what to do with the new kid, and instead of figuring it out together with their partner they run back to the things they know and hide behind a fake martyrdom. I wonder how many of them will in a few months or years say that women are “naturals” when it comes to taking care of kids.

Congrats on the kid and on being an actual dad!

Write your code as if the next person that works with it is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

By teaching history, including how capitalism killed millions of people, whole ecosystems and uncountable species.

Dazu passt auch die Nicht-Entschuldigung von Bundespräsident Steinmeier: er bedauert, dass “einige” der Familienangehörigen “den Eindruck hatten, dass sie den Staat erst zur Aufklärung drängen mussten” und dass “Vertrauen in unseren, ihren Staat verloren gegangen ist”.

Er bedauert nicht, dass es nie einen Prozess zu dem Anschlag gab (z.B. zu der verschlossenen Tür, dem besetzten Notruf, dem vorherigen Untätigbleiben der Behörden) sie zurecht den Eindruck habe. Er bedauert nicht, dass der Vater des Schützen nach dem Anschlag noch jahrelang die Familien terrorisieren darf. Er bedauert nicht mal, dass das Vertrauen zurecht verloren gegangen ist. Sondern er tut so, als sei das bloß ein Missverständnis aufseiten der Angehörigen.

Quelle

Drinking too many of these drinks too often can lead to weight gain and insulin resistance

This sounds like insulin resistance could happen additionally to weight gain.

Apparently, that was some other Zuckerberg project: https://www.metro.us/everything-to-know-about-facemash-the-site-zuckerberg-created-in-college-to-rank-hot-women/

That’s not true - I’m complaining about the bugs in our software almost every day!

People in this thread should say which country they are referring to. I somehow doubt that legal requirements and professional standards are the same everywhere.

Super green!

Most people’s ELOs don’t shift much after settling into your “natural” rank, which should happen after about 50 matches or so.

Ehm, 50 matches seems like a lot to me. Especially if they aren’t enjoyable (yet) because of flawed matchmaking.