I remember trying to create websites with some fancy features that would work on all the major browsers. Every time i looked up some browser functionality it would basically say “supported by all major browsers except IE”, like every goddamn time

IE was waaay behind in functionality, but yeah it wasn’t particularly slow from what i can recall

To make you fall in love with Plato, or to make Plato fall in love with you?

The real princess was inside of him all along

Too bad i’m not wearing a bulletproof vest… or am I?
Vsauce theme starts playing

Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?

You fool!
Crawls sideways
We was crab all along!

No, a single super-document, easier to “back up” which is why in the same folder there are also “thesis_final.tex”, “thesis_final_revised.tex”, “thesis_final_revised_v2.tex”, “thesis_final_revised_v2_final.tex”

Ah yes, now this is a good fucking meme, so fresh, so dank

The glory isn’t mine, praise DuckDuckGo’s image search!

In my years as a linux user using linux on my linux machines i have used various linux distributions, including arch linux, but for various reasons the linux distribution i use on most of my linux machines is currently ubuntu linux

As a linux user who uses linux on my linux machine (which runs linux), I agree that mentioning that one uses linux is not as important as mentioning that non-linux thing you just said

What do you think when you hear “tentacles”?
Hentai of course!

And what do you think when you hear “hentai”?
Stanley from The Office of course!

And what did Stanley suffer from?
Some kind of heart disease!

What can cause some kind of heart disease?
Gunk in the arteries!

And gunk is dirty so that’s why it’s dirty, duh

Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American businessman, inventor, and investor best known for co-founding the technology company Apple Inc. Jobs was also the founder of NeXT and chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar. He was a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

Jobs was born in San Francisco in 1955 and adopted shortly afterwards. He attended Reed College in 1972 before withdrawing that same year. In 1974, he traveled through India, seeking enlightenment before later studying Zen Buddhism. He and Wozniak co-founded Apple in 1976 to further develop and sell Wozniak’s Apple I personal computer. Together, the duo gained fame and wealth a year later with production and sale of the Apple II, one of the first highly successful mass-produced microcomputers.

Jobs saw the commercial potential of the Xerox Alto in 1979, which was mouse-driven and had a graphical user interface (GUI). This led to the development of the largely unsuccessful Apple Lisa in 1983, followed by the breakthrough Macintosh in 1984, the first mass-produced computer with a GUI. The Macintosh launched the desktop publishing industry in 1985 (for example, the Aldus Pagemaker) with the addition of the Apple LaserWriter, the first laser printer to feature vector graphics and PostScript.

Edit: i assume the downvotes is because it sounds ai generated or something? It’s copy-paste from wikipedia you numbnuts

Played around with a tiny 1.5b deepseek model, it was thinking for a loooong while before finally answering my question.
By then it had completely forgotten what the original question was and had instead hallucinated a new question which it then gave me an answer for

I give it a perfect 7/10

Yep, lambda or closure (it’s an anonymous function but it can also capture state from the enclosing function, i think pure lambdas can’t do that?)

This comic is this close to being loss 🤏

The coolest unit: m/(s/s)

was i supposed to find that out by myself

Just do what i did, wait for someone to post about it on lemmy then learn about it from that
That’s actually how i learned most of the things i know

Whmoth is this happening!