Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.
What the hell? You all need Jesus.
Oof. That felt personal.
Maybe their family members committed acts they didn’t want to be associated with.
My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.
“Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?”
Gets 'em every time.
Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.
And make sure the channel on the TV is set to the the same one as the RF adapter.
Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.
That reminds me: my Uncrustable should be ready.
Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
Just when you think you got me figured out
The season’s already changing
I think it’s cool, you do what you do
And don’t try to save me
The whales said it’s cool, guys. Carry on.
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
“Maybe learn about fucking polar bears before you comment on them, idiot.”
More like, “I’m sorry you’re stuck in the dryer. Just ignore the 830 stepbros lining up behind you, it’s unrelated.”
It’s always a relief when someone asks to schedule something a month in advance, because that means I won’t have to do it. There’s no way I’m remembering our engagement a MONTH FROM NOW!? That’s like five years away.
Damn, that chick can barely fit on the big red head of that cock.
You just earned yourself a seat on the board.
I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.