Because it’s a visitor center and not a crater center, duh.
Because it’s a visitor center and not a crater center, duh.
The recline is needed for overnight flights. On short haul, it’s unnecessary indeed. I think some airline have ordered seats without recline already.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events
Only very short summaries of what happened, linked to Wikipedia article for more reading.
Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html
(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
%make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food
Whenever someone asks me why I don’t use graphical user interface, I tell them that “graphical” comes from the Greek word for “to write”, so my command line is actually a GUI
Their head can detach so you can put them under the mini guillotine
I love Emacs. Thanks for teaching me someyhing today
I agree that there shouldn’t be official names for versions.
Does anyone know how well it scales? I’m using Shotwell at the moment and it’s becoming very slow
Why do bartenders hate making piña colada? (I feel guilty now)
I only use $EDITOR to launch vi from git. Emacs runs as a single process and is always open.
Me as an Emacs user, who omits -m on purpose to practice quitting vi in case I really need it
No, we have an Emacs mode for this
Same, but written differently
Same, but written differently
Ah yes, the Petronas single tower
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