You know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! Over there? That’s just a guy in a suit!!

Well first you need to find a willing partner. Doing this can be scary, but there are a lot of folks who are into it and we should never kink shame.

Next. Be gentle! Getting one’s anus able to be stretched so large is a huge under taking (get it? UNDER taking?). Always start with a finger and SLOWLY work your way up based on your partner’s direction.

Hygiene. Gloves are your friend. In most cases you can buy gloves that go up to the elbow at your local farming supply store. Also your partner should be encouraged to do a full bowel irrigation. Unless that’s what you’re into. Again no kink shaming here!

Finally LOTS of lube. There’s no such thing as too much lube in this case. Be generous and use often.

With these tips you should be able to master at fis-…. Shit. Well this is embarrassing. Yet I’ve come too far.

lol right? There’s only one way this was discovered. Source: My cat and my pooping habits.

I’ve literally always described my job as babysitting

Ngl. Literally crying reading this. That level of connection that I’ll never know 😭💚💚

Glad to see I’m not the only one who uses the squirt gun deterrent lol

Fuck literally everything about this launch.

Same. I honestly truly miss the magic and wonder if it, figuratively and literally. It was big for me growing up. Was devastated to see what my fandom had supported 💔

You can think that, but it’s wholly inaccurate. Especially these days.

The more people that engage with an artist’s work in any way online, the more analytics teams see that. They then note a steady demand for content around said IP. In order to create more content, the creator/author must be compensated even if not directly involved. If that compensation goes to a living person who willfully and knowingly uses it to justify horrendous actions, then every single person in that line of consumption is culpable. Starting with the consumer. Us.

This is exactly why they keep creating more shit for this franchise. It’s because people keep engaging and supporting it and demanding more. So then the author (who is btw on record as saying that her continued success is proof that people support her opinions), keeps getting richer and richer and goes on to have bigger platforms and unchecked actions.

As a trans person, if I knew any action taken by myself or a family member contributed even a small fraction of a percent of a single cent to that thunder cunt, I’d be nauseated.

Bottom line, real people > fake wizards.

But that’s me. You do you.

Good. Fuck that entire franchise and the bitch who proliferated hate off the backs of its fans.

From the same folks as Shredder’s Revenge? Hell yeah!

I’ve had good luck with Talkspace. Unfortunately (for a plethora of reasons) I’m in the US so I can’t speak to its availability in the EU, but my personal experience has been great as I’m able to seek therapists/psychologists for talk therapy, and also psychiatric care for meds as needed.

EDIT to add: The main reason I prefer Talkspace to other platforms is because they take insurance. Again, primarily a US problem, but noting for others who may see this.

It was always kinda grey for me, but once I got my temp ban I said fuck it.