Run and remember why my knees are fucked, or don’t… Ask me again after trump fucks us all put of Medicare…

Nope. What you got for limp dick? Can I try chewing on a hair or toenail cutting?

You skipped a few steps. First, throw the bottle out of the shower on to the floor so that you see it when you get out. Then, see the bottle on the floor when you get out and remember why it’s there. Now, place that bottle somewhere to remind yourself to buy more. Lastly, realize that you forgot to wash your junk because of that whole empty bottle situation while eating lunch and smelling funk.