I train to impress da BOYZZZ

8 days a week. Only egolifting.

YOTLD

Getting home at midnight and realising I haven’t eaten and have no food in…

That’s actually a good rule of thumb for every scenario in life.

I’m sorry for your loss.

I’ve seen something similar posted before, and I don’t think that light green does justice to the quality of the later episodes.

Generally anything in the 6 range of IMDB is bad, 7 is average/good, 8+ is good/great.

I heard a lot about JK’s views and honestly thought it was exaggerated. Went to her Twitter once tho and it was literally all she was going on about.

Kinda like Graham Linehan, she’s completely fallen down the rabbit hole with this stuff. The DMs are fake tho.

Driving used to stress me out, but you honestly just get used to it. Your brain just autopilots 90% of it once you’ve been driving over a year or so.

The 90% autopilot frees up your brain to focus on the big picture of what’s happening. You’ve just gotta be careful you don’t slip to like 95% autopilot where you’re not paying attention anymore.

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

Isn’t that a prerequisite for hosting these kind of shows?

Nobody wants to host those shows except for the easy pay check.

And hair.

I’m not usually on the “people who don’t know” side of this meme… not nice tbh. Ain’t enjoying it one bit.

I walk outside as God intended.

Balls swinging, crocs squeaking.

I’ll go outside, but I am NOT putting the phone down.

Honestly, that kinda happened to me.

Well, I had a blood test because I was having heart palpitations and under extreme stress, so not exactly “just collapsed”. But they found I have hypothyroidism, and life’s much better and much easier with the medication.

Turns out you’re not supposed to feel tired after doing nothing, sleep 12 hours, then wake up tired…

Annoyingly this must’ve been an issue for years, but I was raised to “shut up and get on with it”, and told the problem was that I’m “just lazy” :/

Yeah, I think in general it starts with trying to impress women, then you do it to impress other guys.

I guess it’s similar for women, they might get into doing their make up and looking nice for attention from guys they like, but in the end they’re mainly trying to impress other women or just doing it because they enjoy it.

Do women actually like strong biceps?

I feel the more you go to the gym you realise that you just do it to impress other men…

You can’t polish a turd.

Well when the alternative is Bing quality search results, Google still has a slight edge.

That gap is closing by the day tho.

There are these chicken bites that advertise “high in protein!” on the pack, then you look and see it’s 9 grams…

Like, how do you make chicken bites have only 9 grams of protein??

They’re actively trying to remove protein from the chicken to make it that low.