I ain’t never cut an onion I didn’t love and that’s the gods honest truth

I’ve put over 400 hours into vanilla terraria and recently started the calamity mod, first day I put like 6 hours into it.

I don’t play every day, I just don’t have the time/energy. But when I do I try to make it count.

That being said, we used to play Edward forty hands and try to beat ocarina of time in a single evening, usually staying up until dawn despite the copious alcohol.

I’m not the stallion I used to be, but even an old horse has something to prove.

What the fuck did you just call me?