Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

Here, bro. Here’s your laptop

Stanley nickels?

Bath wolves

Seconded. It was the first Linux that “just worked” for me, and has done so across 4 different machines now.

Meh, fist-size drywall repair kits are cheaper.

At this time of day?!

Add a Javascript dependency into the kernel. You’re welcome.

“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”

Flirt on, if you like her. You’re gonna be awkward. It’s gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she’ll like the awkwardness. She’s looking for a fellow human, not a love god.

But if she gets turned off, then it wasn’t meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there’s still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.

Beat me to it.

Blistering barnacles!

limping into the office

“That time of the month again, eh, Gina?”

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

It’s so plug & play

DUNDUN DUN DUNDUN

He’s looking very corgulent today.