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I have a small zip bag of 100+ of these in a drawer. Sometimes you gotta pop out a SIM card. Other times you gotta hit a pinhole reset button to fix a rogue router. In a pinch, they’re also a good shiv or shank.

boolean bloat

my dopamine receptors are smoldering

Github is owned by Microsoft, so don’t worry, it’s going to get worse

This review would have had a lot more credibility if he at least disclosed his affiliation with Plex. Instead, he posed as some unbiased rando while advertising Plex Pass. This is textbook gaslighting.

If you look on Plex’s review page in the Play Store, it’s receiving overwhelming amounts of negative reviews over the new UI changes, reliability/performance problems, and how the Lifetime Plex Pass purchase is a lifetime of regrets as they watch Plex getting worse every month by enshittifying itself.

If Plex is resorting to leaving fake reviews to save face, then this company is in deeper trouble than I thought.

I’d like to say their legalese is written in a way that covers more ground in the US, the most litigious country in the world. I would imagine if this was taken to court, their lawyers would argue that “permanently unusable in whole or in part” includes a console serial ban from NSO, or argue that it’s the user’s fault for bricking the console when they attempted to mod it, and Nintendo is therefore not liable or obligated to fix it.

But between the UK-ToS and US-ToS, Nintendo just straight up tells Americans that they themselves are going to break your damn console if you do a thing they don’t like. That is absolutely dystopian.

What is your ISP? That is absolutely cooked if they’re blocking The Internet Archive.

Go to your router/gateway settings and set the DNS addresses to something other than what your ISP sets as default. I’d suggest Mullvad or Cloudflare. Check your phone and laptop’s WiFi settings and make sure they can automatically set the DNS to what your router provides.

Sometimes memes are the only way we know how to cope

Won’t somebody please think of the advertisers??

Is it true that most, if not all, books in DPRK were written by your Dear Leaders?

When you mix statistics with marketing.

Offer a piece of cheese

The 30’s are supposed to be the decade where the “check engine” light finally comes on.

Stretch your arms and legs, go take a walk outside for 30-60 minutes nearly every day, and get some steps in. Make that the new thing you do now. Eventually work in some more exercises. You can at least avoid being a heart disease statistic by doing that.

I remember watching the TV-edited version of “The Faculty” and there was a particular scene that stuck with me where the main guy runs outside in frustration and screams “PHOOEY!” instead of “FUUUCK!”

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the movie, much less the censored version of it, so that memory feels like a fever dream to me.

I’m just digging a hole in the ground

$10 is the “go fuck yourself” price for things that would otherwise be free.

You’ve already spent $450 on the console, $90 on a game, and $50 for the full online subscription. What’s $10 more dollars for the welcome demo? Go fuck yourself, pay the plumber man.

Nintendo consoles are locked down, solely designed to force you to spend top dollar on the latest Bing-Bing-Wahoo games and late capitalism subscriptions so you can play with children and manchildren alike. You get the choice to buy BingKart Horizon for $80-90, or buy the old Switch 1 games again, full price, because they didn’t want to bother releasing a 5MB update to unlock the framerates and resolution in the original ones. Nintendo wants more money, fuck you, pay more.

Steam Deck is effectively a gaming PC crammed into a handheld. It uses an open OS that you don’t have to root, so you can install almost every game humanity has ever made, including all the previous Bing-Bing-Wahoos. You can get any of these games for FREE (if you’re smart), or just wait for a fire sale held several times a year. We can vaguely count on someone eventually developing an emulator to work with Switch 2 games one day, saving everyone money in the long run, because those angel developers that operate against the wishes of corporate gaming cartel oppressors are the closest thing we have to Santa Claus and Jesus doing a fusion dance. The Steam Deck is how we forgive Gaben for never releasing HL3. Exclusively played by giga-manchildren.

“THE JOY OF NOT BEING SOLD ANYTHING”

Pickles, salt and vinegar chips, fish and chips with malt vinegar, Chinese hot and sour soup, rustic Italian bread with EVOO and balsamic vinegar, chicken adobo, sinigang, chicharron dipped in spicy sukang, and the list goes on if you want to live a more substantial life with vinegar

Pop some Tums dipped in Tabasco if your body attempts to digest itself inside out