Piracy never gave me up, never let me down

Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

They see me rollin’, they hatin’

I think it’s also the younger users here don’t know/remember the time when all Boomers flipped their shit and thought Beanie Babies were THE ONE TRUE investment strategy. They didn’t watch their parents blow their entire retirement fund on a scam. Instead they were the ones that actually got to play with them, so naturally they look back on them fondly.

Sure, but millennials weren’t the generation that brought us things like this. They thought they could horde them to fund their kids college. I know firsthand, my mom spent hundreds of thousands on them claiming they would only go up. Now she’s got nothing. God forbid she buy a fucking savings bond.

So they’re essentially nothing but the crispy corner pieces? Fuck yes! Gimme that shit!

The spirits of the ones that he shot in the first panel are still in the gun

NFTs are just beanie babies for millenials and gen z

The Last Starfighter, Flight of the Navigator, and Batteries Not Included: the trifecta of 80s kids scifi

Not a movie, but Konosuba. Yeah, the show is trash, but it’s my trash. I will ride Aqua until the day I die

My cells know better than to start any shit. They saw what I did to the appendix when he started acting up.

Unethical pro tip: write obviously wrong documentation, post it somewhere, and then wait for people to flame you while explaining the correct methods.

I’m ashamed to admit I’ve done that a couple of times when I was completly ignored for straight up asking how to do something.

Counterpoint: Breaking Bad season 5

I mean, yeah sure, but do either long enough and you’re probably gonna have some permanent neurological damage

Anything longer than 5 seasons and they’re just milking it.

• The sports festival: the number one-source of school trauma for introverts. A heinous ritual in which those with no athletic ability are shunned, and even their right to exist is stripped away. Not only during school hours, but afterward too, they are forced to perform slave labor, creating banners and practicing cheers!

• A wise man once said, any anime where they jump in the OP is a god-tier anime.

I wish I were a bird

That’s it Kuzuma!!! EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION

I apologized profusely and made sure they got extra treats today