Well after you do the drugs, it doesn’t really matter
smol, femme, nerd
libera te tutemet ex machina, and shitpost~~
Well after you do the drugs, it doesn’t really matter
No but Marilyn Monroe started the hourglass figure trend before JLo
Edit this list is pretty great about naming curvy women thru American pop culture https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/g6376/best-celebrity-hourglass-bodies/
It’s missing pics from what I can tell on my phone.
I think most people are talking about figures like these when they’re saying gyatt and what not
I feel like I could learn Dutch, my English is already broken
I don’t get the reference, what?
Would have had more effect with red food dye out of nose or something
You make your best life with that frog, or you let that frog go. The frog deserves better, Alex!
Nah, I don’t want to be lied to
I know I know, stop mocking me with your perfect color perception
/jk
Part 3, fork finds itself a ladle
Hah it happened when I was a wee lass and well life sucked afterwards, oh well 😅
I love that his face shows he’s thinking hard about it till he gets it
Edit why blue tie for wedding?
Your grandma sounds hot
/jk
Sorry, didn’t mean to objectify her, I can just imagine her as a Druid growing some bitchin plants 😁
Was it good luck for something?
With non-working drivers, you effectively don’t! Win-win
I was standing under a tree once and a drop of blood fell on my hand out of nowhere. This makes sense!
I already got the degen part down, poetry is so so
…actually it’s bad, I need a smoke now