Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can’t prove it’s not…
Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can’t prove it’s not…
Wait… Does the notice post automatically or did you do that?
Edit: Oh shit!
Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter
Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…
The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving… to save the trees…
Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!
The doctor was expecting you to attack, not defend. Whelp, off to the psych ward with you, there’s clearly repressed trauma in your muscle memory…
Sudo? Not likely, on bad days I run as root by default…
That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!
Why else would they turn green when exposed to water?
I thought it was because the money trees were all chopped down… If you need spare change, I’ve been burying pennies wherever I could.
That’s probably because you listen to music for enjoyment rather than to prove something… How dare you!
Exactly, unlike hot air balloons (R.I.P. Moody’s Mom)
Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!