So, an Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface spin-off?

Last time I brought a basket of baby otters to a picnic, my date told me I’m a sick bastard after I started digging into the first one. People, am I right?

Would you rather take the “stairs” or the “elevator” ?

le français n’est pas ma langue maternelle.

Chui

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

We didn’t invent Cheetos stains for nothing. It’s a strong marker.

Yeah, people, don’t follow Wim Hof in having enemas on public fountains.

You might wanna sit down…