Did you just step out of a time machine?

If they did, I strongly recommend they go back.

Don’t forget your personal identification number number!

“Arms installation is complete. Good luck.”

Serial killer documentaries aren’t shown from the perspective of the victims like horror movies are.

Makes sense. We won’t be upset after we die.

The name was originally going to be Fighting Fantasy, but due to concerns over trademark conflicts with the roleplaying gamebook series of the same name, they needed to settle for something else. As the English word “Final” was well-known in Japan, Sakaguchi settled on that.

Now, why were they going to be fighting tictacs? That I don’t don’t know.

Yeah, I think this is what the author was going for.

The homeless are certainly ignored, but beggars aren’t. Otherwise they wouldn’t do it.

That’s fucked up, Jon!

This is the kind of thing I can see Deapool responding with, “Let’s find out!”

Lemmy is littered with dead communities that were copied over from reddit a year ago or so.

Yes, he decided to turn it into a political statement. Classy!

My understanding is that it originates with the head (same with Deadpool). So if you cut off his head, a new body would regenerate from it and the old body just decays normally. Which still raises the question, what if you cut off his head and then cut the head in half?..

Pride month, to him, is about LGBTQ people hating non-LGBTQ people. By demonstrating a hetero proposal, he is somehow sticking it to the awful queers who want such things abolished.

He’s a hateful idiot and thinks everyone else is, too.

It literally isn’t. Jim Davis created it specifically to be predictable and safe, appealing to as wide an audience as possible. I don’t fault him for it - it was a very successful tactic, and I liked it as a kid. But creative or groundbreaking art it ain’t.

That said, it did spawn Garfield: His 9 Lives, which was anything but predicable and safe.

In Jon’s defense, HE doesn’t appear to have aged, so why would he expect Garfield to?

Is there a dog skeleton around somewhere as well?

An actual homophobe is unlikely to use a term like “being happy” here.

Sometimes I try to visualize smug, snarky comments like this if it were about something I believe in. Like, if there were a mixed race proposal and it said “Racism is so defeated,” would that be any better?

No, it’s cringy as hell. Makes the proposal seem like it’s about some agenda rather than loving the person.

Looks like this one needs a /s tag.