I’m done with self care, it’s time for others harm.
I’m done with self care, it’s time for others harm.
People just don’t like homework. (Which is perfectly understandable) And for most people most of the time, learning a new system is homework.
I was going to say no, dwarves drink beer, but then I realized that elves would absolutely be Insufferable IPA Guy.
Elves just get really into coffee for a couple centuries. Their covid bread-making phase lasts until at least 2400.
“You go to ask your Grandpa about it. He tries to explain but is so fucking racist you can’t even tell if he’s still speaking common. In between gibberish that’s probably old-timey slurs, you pick out something like ‘follow the quest hook’ and ‘the dm already told you where to go’”
“Nah roundears I wrapped it up”
“Yeah, I had to spend 50 doing your mom. And 50 before that for her mom, and her mom…”
Mom and dad have 900 years of savings in the college fund.
I’m baffled by both the fighting in these comments and the overall vehemence. If you want to put a cool cursed item in your game, just drop it when the players are still too low level to have remove curse…or make it subtle enough that they don’t initially realize it’s cursed.
EDIT: NVM I just realized you’re all trying to ape the critical roll thing and didn’t plan for getting player buy-in or homebrew
“Try more games” is great advice, and it’s always good to expand your horizons, but at some point it stopped being actual advice and became the catchphrase of people who just can’t handle the idea that someone would choose to play D&D.
If I wanted to do that part of the story for you, I wouldn’t have asked you to do it.