Windows 365 is next

I think it’s supposed to spell it “CAsH”.

Hit him again.

Just remember to seed.

When some narc on the internet would say “no homo”, I liked to hit them back with a “yass homo”. Or “homo where?”

If you see someone shoplifting food killing CEOs, you ain’t seen shit.

Hoist the sales!

I thought that was implied.

A really really bad joke.

In the teenage boy caught in the hyper masculine world of American highschool? Yes.

In the actualized adult trying to understand myself and the world? Also yes.

Some would argue that to feel like a man is to feel pain.

No! Perfection every time! Especially the first time.

At this point, I’m not even sure what it feels like to be human.

I am not hand washing a damn thing. It either goes in or sits in the sink dirty.

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.