They won’t care that he has been luigied, they will care about their shytocurrency.

I desperately hope the EU grows some balls and walls us off from the malign influence that is Musk and Twitter. We’re sleepwalking into our own Trumpian dystopias.

Eventually, someone will Luigi Elon. Absolutely no one will care.

Weird it has an EU average. That’s what threw me.

Now I’m even more annoyed at this graph.

*Reading habits in the European Union.

Last I checked the UK was still part of Europe!

Yes, I agree, a terrible parenting strategy. Also fuck elf on the shelf, since the whole book is about how the elf is Santa’s spy and you can’t question or touch it. I’m pretty sure this is what gave her the awful idea.

Feel you. I got accused by my brother in law of being some kind of psychopath for not wanting Santa in the house.

In their house, my sister is already using the threat of Christmas big brother against any minor hijinks that their kid gets up to.

I have a three year old, so unfortunately, I have another 4 years of this nonsense ahead of me.

It’s from an episode of Pingu. I only know this because it terrified me as a child and still haunts my nightmares as I approach my 40s.

The theme song to The Raccoons really is an 80s banger.