brain

i need it spelled out

what do you mean by “spell”? what do you mean by “brain”?

matrix. it’s not perfect, but it’s the least shit option i’ve found so far. in the poorly paraphrased words of bjarne stroustrup, “there are only two kinds of chat protocols: the ones people complain about, and the ones nobody uses”

is this the part where i’m supposed to feign surprise? oh, gee golly heavens! i can’t believe this!

“homework”

what was the price before?! lol

if i suggested encrypting said files before uploading them to cloud storage, would that be good advice or ramblings-of-the-homeless-man-on-the-corner-warning-of-the-black-helicopters

edit: at least maybe the tax data

what distro was he using?

i oughta upload a video in the vein of “it’d be a damn shame if someone mentioned that i’m hosting a peertube instance” lmao

arch is for edgelords – debian sid is where it’s at :P

my second favorite extension after ublock origin!

nah, we smoke the cloud like ops

i smoked some good weed like half an hour ago, do i need to wait

noooo i have work and shit

oh god… that’s even more expensive. but my life will never be complete without it…

you motherfucker.

i wore a pink spandex suit to class enough days last semester that a prof of mine said to me – immediately before a final exam i forgot about and wore a FUCKING PINK SUIT TO, and that i fucking ACED – “[spv], you’re cool, you have a way of making the strangest things seem normal”

to which i replied “i’m just gonna take that as a compliment?”

“i meant it that way, you’re, you’re cool”

it was so uncomfy… lmao

firstly, i greatly appreciate the offer, and thank you for it, but i use a model m every day, and have another “awaiting repairs” in my basement – send it to someone who needs it! start a thread!

secondly, i use a coreboot’d thinkpad already. i want something heaver, jankier, and more “starts a conversation with CS-students”. adding a 4g modem with a gigantic antenna (like i have laying around) would be even funnier.

i want to build something that i bring to class one day, people lose their shit, and then people just get used to it.

“expensive”, “huge”, and “barely portable” – throw in “impractical”, “ridiculous”, and “functional” and you’ve described my taste exactly

i used to bring a model m to compsci classes in high school because i was bored, and my prof didn’t mind lmao

seems like that certain point is now, if not very, very soon :P

the night at the roxbury vid was funny

but gates can still steve my ballmers…