Girl is tired of capchas, junk fees, and other irritations when using big tech apps and websites, she then fights and kills the physical manifestation of all of those annoyances. But it turns out that there’s a large fee for killing the physical manifestation of those annoyances. The central theme is that regardless of what you do, the big tech companies will get what they want in the end.

Link.

^^ The start of the Existential Programming movement

“Contains no more than 20% bulk jet meal”

Reminds me of the old Niven stories about asteroid belt-miners, who disdainfully referred to being on the surface of a planet as being at “the bottom of a hole.”

Full blown Kermit freakout in that last panel!

“Look, I took a gap decade or two, okay?”

disguise-based stealth instead

“If you are a Scottish lord then I am MICKEY MOUSE!”

“We’re looking for a new kind of human being who thrives under stress, but doesn’t crave it enough to unnecessarily create more of it…”

“How’s mommy’s little prescription today?”

Olivia’s been on a leave of absence, so Nancy is currently being written and drawn by a rotating cast of guest artists for the time being.

This belongs in bear-ly interesting! /s

Kentucky is almost entirely occupied by Kobolds now. Some one brought a pair home from the Realms, and you know how that goes. They’re cute as pups, but before you know it they’re raiding your villages and occupying your ancient tombs.

I had a brief look around and these accusations seem to originally come up in a leaked script for an episode of the Duexmoi gossip podcast. Some of the responses to the accusations can be found in this Vulture article, but there’s not a lot in it. As they state, “everybody involved in The Witcher is […] playing nice on the record.” So… *shrug*. Very disappointing if true, but no one’s confirming anything…

They get cubicles?! Lucky!

Falls completely flat without Johnny Marr’s guitar work.

Conversely, when you refer to a wargamer’s miniatures as meeples…

“Aw, f’tang f’tang to you too!” 😍

“Can someone help me figure out how to print a file?”

“Pft, why would you want to?”