wait why are you leaving?!

We haven’t even gone over the varient rules yet!

Mine beeps :)

We should rename gravity to weakest force

I love how broken and unbalanced the first game is. Looking forward to ragdolling from wild animals while my character freezes to death again

Ya basically. I was with my partner and her family, some of which was from PI. Couple of her cousins who were teenagers at the time walked down the wrong street and got offered a “job” by one of the locals. Thankfully their uncle/dad was able to catch up to them and pull them out of the situation. We later saw call girls working that same street who looked even younger than the cousins

Having been to the Philippines can confirm. It’s crazy how many old white dudes just hang out in the sleaziest bars on the sketchiest streets

Unless those lines are autogenerated I’d be rather concerned

Ugh. Remembering my days at help desk. Had to help this janitor for the library log into his computer for his yearly security training. It took literally hours to walk this man through how to hit CTRL + ALT + DELETE only for him to tell me he didn’t have a password… (Ofc he had one everyone in the entire city had one. So I had to walk him through the password reset process)

I feel for the guy in retrospect but damn did I need a beer after getting home

If you’ve played enough games you can (generally) tell from the way it’s promoted and which friends talk about it

Good luck

Yeah that’s generally how I see it too. My cat gets dry from the automated machine, wet from me at night, and dried minnows as treats. She’s always stoked for the wet food and the minnows

Hey managment gets what they pay for

Welcome to this community in a nutshell. Any amount of friction is enough to lose significant portions of your audience

Sorry, I’m not a fan of mint cinnamon

Now to just have another tool that randomly selects a template and one which randomly generates a phrase. Run it 200 times and send the best ones to your friends

Ah, yes. Remembering the first time I played Factorio. It took the sun rising for me to realize how much time had passed. Thankfully it was a weekend lol

The current strat for ANY% life :tm: is to restart repeatedly until you get good RNG. The way to tell you have a good start is your inheritance value will be over a million. The top run had theirs in the billions but the odds of getting a run like that are 1/8,000,000,000 or so. Currently there is no known strategy for RNG manipulation. The devs were really crafty and embeded randomness into the engine itself

Really? I had a blast playing it with my friends. Though we found you could easily break the game with the right builds and become god-like rather quickly

I’m tired boss

That’s too many animals. Time to move