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  • Alt-Universe c/CasualConversation Thread:

    Post: So yesterday, I was doing some excercise jogging at around 13:00, and stopped by a beautiful house. I stopped and have a look around. Its what my dream house would look like. I spend 5 minutes there just walking around the house admiring it. Then continued with my jog.

    A few minute later, I hear police sirens and cops were all around me. They were asking me what I was doing standing ourside someone’s house. They said that the residents were home and was worried about a possible burglary and called the police.

    I’m just thinking: Wtf?!? I was just having a jog, its not a crime ffs.

    Btw, I live in New Zealand.

    Edit: (13:00 UTC in New Zealand is night time)

















  • Yea I have this weird conspiracy theory in the back of my head that is like: What if my parents are just actors and I’m in a “Truman Show”

    It would explain why they’re so toxic. This could just be some subtle torture chamber.

    Heck, any one I meet now or in the future could just be more actors subtly torturing me.

    Then they could also have actors saying that I’m being paranoid.

    Like, this is the perfect torture chamber. So subtle you could never tell.