encourage people to spend money

Yeah, exactly that

STOP! Collaborate an-

fuck

Ma’am, this is a meme

That’s literally how the software industry works.

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Nah, it’s like St Patrick’s Day. You can get blackout drunk any day of the year, but you’re obligated to on St Patrick’s.

It’s got feathers, it’s a bird smh

Keep your fridge stocked with their favorite stuff. The way to anyone’s heart is through the stomach.

My dad stopped buying chocolate milk a few years ago and now they wonder why I don’t visit them as much. I’m 34 and chocolate milk is still a great incentive. Shit’s expensive.

My aunt knew him as Billy in high school. And he pronounced his last name DAY-foe.

Their good journalists left

But then the priests don’t get to ask kids if they touch themselves

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I feel like this is casually racist but I couldn’t tell you why

Cocaine withdrawal isn’t that bad. It’s all mental. You might get anxious or depressed and cocaine will be the only thing you think about for a while, but that’s it.

Benzo or alcohol withdrawals will actually kill you. Those need to be handled with medical assistance.

Opioid withdrawal isn’t quite that dangerous, but it certainly will make you want to die.